Pfützenhüpfer ([info]miscellanny) wrote in [info]mcsmooch,
2008-11-16 13:17:00
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The Future Mrs McKaytoe Head, PG

*giggles unnervingly*

Okay, so. [info]unamaga did not explicitly tell me not to do this, and therefore it is a PRESENT for HER because I love the smell of traumatised in the morning.

:D

McShep, slash, PG, ~460 words.

So, so much crack.






The Future Mrs McKaytoe Head


"Sheppard!"

The click of oversized shoes quickened their pace behind him, and John Sheppard (of, naturally, the MASH unit) gave up trying to hide behind the oversized plastic cash register. He carefully clicked a smile into place and turned, drawling a greeting.

"McKay."

Rodney's eyes were slightly glazed and half-lidded, looking at him intently from over a fixed and faintly manic grin.

"I have a favor to ask, Colonel." And before John could respond, could think about changing his expression, "I need to borrow your ass."

John's smile froze in place. He wasn't sure he was co-ordinated enough even to switch it for a scowl.

"You need to what?"

"Your ass, Colonel. If you're not using it."

Rodney's rigid smile didn't waver for a second. It hadn't for three days, not since The Birthday, not since the Mrs Potatohead, not since Jennifer with her earrings and her collection of impractical hats.

John rubbed a white-gloved hand over his mouth, considered switching it out for something a little less friendly.

"I - if you'd rather I didn't, that's fine, it's just I've got a whole bunch of notes on a Grand Unifying Theory which I'd rather not leave around where that Etch-a-Czech Zelenka can get his hands on them - you know how much the Legos will be willing to pay for it."

"Got to wonder what you're wanting to put in it, McKay."

Rodney was clicking his nose in and out, the way he did when he was nervous. Somewhere along the way his smile had been knocked a little lopsided.

"I - my Angry Eyes. It's been a while since I've - and I don't want them getting dirty, it's difficult enough getting the monkeys that work for me to take me seriously without an unhelpfully scuffed glare."

"Right." John rubbed a hand over his smile again, feeling a little hollow - and not just because he tended to leave most of his expressions in a jumble somewhere under the bed. "And this is for Jennifer's benefit?"

"The future Mrs McKaytoe Head," Rodney said smugly, carefully settling his smile into its upright position again.

"Fine," John said. "Fine." And he turned, and folded his arms, and told Rodney, "get my spare mouth out while you're down there, would you?"

A little more fumbling, then Rodney was shuffling around so they were facing each other again, only Rodney seemed a little preoccupied by what was in his hand.

"But - this is your Unimpressed Face. Why do you need your Unimpressed Face?"

"I just - I guess I think you should be with someone you can show your Angry Eyes to," John told him. And, heart in his mouth, he took his smile in his hand and pressed it, very gently, against Rodney's cheek.
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[info]kimberlyfdr

November 16 2008, 14:00:14 UTC 3 years ago

That was some good crack :)

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:28:49 UTC 3 years ago

*beams*

Say thankya!

[info]such_heights

November 16 2008, 14:01:56 UTC 3 years ago

*DIES*

Omg. Best ever. And somehow, ridiculously cute also.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:29:32 UTC 3 years ago

Yay! Thank you, I'm glad you liked it.

[info]lavvyan

November 16 2008, 14:02:25 UTC 3 years ago

This is disturbingly fluffy for something so insane.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:29:59 UTC 3 years ago

I know, it's scary isn't it?

*evil grin*

[info]hestia_lacey

November 16 2008, 14:02:34 UTC 3 years ago

Ahahahaha! Oh-so-cracked out :D I freaking love this fandom.

The bit that made me giggle the most? "Etch-a-Czech". Hee :D

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:30:52 UTC 3 years ago

*grins*

This fandom is without doubt my ridiculously-happy-place. I'm very glad you liked it!

[info]panisdead

November 16 2008, 14:06:29 UTC 3 years ago

Ohh, The Birthday. You can hear the trauma! Poor John!

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:32:02 UTC 3 years ago

So much stress, every year. Until they bring out the My First Nobel Prize set, though, he reckons he's mostly safe.

[info]zap99nad

November 16 2008, 14:12:19 UTC 3 years ago

Oh...priceless...love. love. love.

Etch-a-Czech - just about killed me!

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:32:21 UTC 3 years ago

*giggles* YAY! Thank you.

[info]starfoozle

November 16 2008, 14:13:11 UTC 3 years ago

*giggles for about ten minutes straight*

And 'Etch-a-Czech' is priceless. ^____^

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:32:51 UTC 3 years ago

*beams*

Thanks ever so, darlin'.

[info]tipsywitch

November 16 2008, 14:15:01 UTC 3 years ago

*cough* Etch a czech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For that line alone - awesome.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:33:10 UTC 3 years ago

I Love Your Icon. :D!

[info]unamaga

November 16 2008, 14:18:04 UTC 3 years ago

NNY.

OH MY GOD.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:22:39 UTC 3 years ago

The good kind, right?

XD

[info]callmeri

November 16 2008, 14:23:39 UTC 3 years ago

This is where I lost it:

Rodney was clicking his nose in and out, the way he did when he was nervous.

And "Etch-a-Czech"! *spazzes*

Thanks for a great laugh first thing in the morning! :)

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:33:39 UTC 3 years ago

Hee, every day should start with laughter! I decree it.

[info]thingswithwings

November 16 2008, 14:26:38 UTC 3 years ago

I do not know what kind of head injury or ingestion of recreational pharmaceuticals led to this brilliant piece of literature, but I am grateful nonetheless. Etch-a-Czech? Holy crap.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 14:28:23 UTC 3 years ago

OOH! that reminds me, I totally need to take my prozac.

*giggles*

[info]jadesfire2808

November 16 2008, 14:33:52 UTC 3 years ago

The best kind of crack - please keep taking it :) As [info]lavvyan said, disturbingly fluffy and worryingly sweet. Awesome.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 15:16:55 UTC 3 years ago

I will never run out of epic crack; sadly that's how my brain works. I'm glad you enjoyed it, anyway. :D

[info]ladyflowdi

November 16 2008, 14:37:32 UTC 3 years ago

UM. ::flails hands at you:: That is possibly the cutest crack this fandom has ever produced, and that's saying something when you're competing with flowers and penguins. Also? Also? Mrs McKaytoe almost made me choke on my coffee. So. Cute.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 15:17:18 UTC 3 years ago

That's so sweet of you, thank you!

[info]gaffsie

November 16 2008, 14:53:10 UTC 3 years ago

Way to go, Colonel Potatoe Head! :D

This was ridiculously cute, btw.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 15:17:35 UTC 3 years ago

*giggles*

Thankee, sai.

[info]luthien

November 16 2008, 14:53:57 UTC 3 years ago

*shakes head*

This is weirdly sweet.

*shakes head again*

*g*

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 15:16:24 UTC 3 years ago

*squints* ...have you changed your username since Harry Potter?

:D

Thankee very kindly, dear. I appreciate it.

[info]luthien

3 years ago

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[info]countess7

November 16 2008, 14:55:02 UTC 3 years ago

you are INSANE! INSANE!

i can't even believe this story.

oh, sga fandom: you are the best:)

SO AWESOME!

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 15:17:53 UTC 3 years ago

*cackles*

Thank you!

[info]crysothemis

November 16 2008, 15:17:24 UTC 3 years ago

*dies*

How did you make this work? Seriously, "I need to borrow your ass."

and

"But - this is your Unimpressed Face. Why do you need your Unimpressed Face?"

*dies some more*

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 15:18:25 UTC 3 years ago

I MAKE THE BEAMY FACE AT YOU!

Thank you very kindly, darlin'.

[info]altyronsmaker

November 16 2008, 15:18:19 UTC 3 years ago

How cute is this!!!! OMG. Angry Eyes. Unused asses. Heee! The future Mrs. McKaytoe Head. I'm going to be chuckling over this one for a while. How sweet!

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 15:18:53 UTC 3 years ago

I am full of glee, thank you!

[info]foreverdirt

November 16 2008, 15:26:00 UTC 3 years ago

<3<3<3<3<3<3

This is the best crack in town. Any town.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 15:32:19 UTC 3 years ago

*'normous beamy face*

Thank you, lovely lady!

[info]sweeneybird

November 16 2008, 15:47:29 UTC 3 years ago

I have ridiculous unreasonable love for this story. Well cracked!

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 17:01:55 UTC 3 years ago

Hee, thank you!

[info]kassrachel

November 16 2008, 15:48:29 UTC 3 years ago

afjasdlkfjasdlkfjasd;lkfjads

How does crack manage to be this poignant? HOW?????


*g*

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 17:03:19 UTC 3 years ago

Because Rodney and John are MEANT TO BE, even when they're molded plastic.

*eyes action figures lovingly*

[info]pennyplainknits

November 16 2008, 16:02:32 UTC 3 years ago

Reading this while also drinking a nice, hot, cup of tea was not the best idea. Ow

How are they still so adorable when made of tubers and plastic? How????

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 17:03:52 UTC 3 years ago

*pats you gently*

Sorry, darlin'. XD

[info]liz666

November 16 2008, 16:09:53 UTC 3 years ago

*snorts tea up nose*

SO VERY CRACK-TASTIC! You make them adorable XD

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 17:04:21 UTC 3 years ago

*SMOOCHES YOU*

[info]sunnyd_lite

November 16 2008, 16:28:59 UTC 3 years ago

McKaytoe Head

I'd rather not leave around where that Etch-a-Czech Zelenka can get his hands on them - you know how much the Legos will be willing to pay for it. Crack!tastic

A fun way to start my Sunday!

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 17:04:48 UTC 3 years ago

Re: McKaytoe Head

*giggles*

I'm glad you like it, darlin'. :D

[info]lamardeuse

November 16 2008, 16:41:51 UTC 3 years ago

EVERYBODY SAY YAY FOR CRACK.

[info]miscellanny

November 16 2008, 17:05:07 UTC 3 years ago

*laughs*

Always.
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